Me Madsquatch. Me grumpy. Me no likey most fluffs because they no understand me. Me raging. Me not cute don’t call me cute me very very mean. Maybe me wants friends. Maybe me wants love but no no no me don’t likey nobody. Grr. Adopt me?

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Sea Horsee likes to zip, zam, zoooom around the ocean with his bestest (fluff) friend, Sea Turtle. Opposites clearly attract, because sea horsee is a ball of watery energy while his turtle buddy likes to chillax. When he’s not working on some sort of silly prank to play on daulphins, he can usually be found in the kitchen, scarfing down opera cake and (fluff) flakes.



(purple) peacock is the oldest sibling of the peacock clan. She is down-to-earth and enjoys spending time with friends and seeking out little hole-in-the-wall food joints to spend weekend evenings. She spends little time at home, because between her brother’s prankster ways and her sister’s superiority complex, the house gets crowded easily.

Zeebra is a stripey, happy (fluff). He likes to tiptoe through the tulips, whistle a happy tune, and put the needle on the record till the drumbeat goes like THIS. He’s also a fan of old-school hip-hop and often rocks out to DJ, Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Paw Prints. Parents just don’t understand, you know? If you like to get up offa’ that thing and dance 'til you feel better, this is the (fluff) for you.

Pomeranian puppee does not like to be wet, dirty, messy, sweaty or annoyed. Therefore, she spends most of her time sitting on one place, preening in a mirror, admiring the gorgeous ball of fluff that she is. She does not have time for silly things like going to work, hitting the gym or partying. Her favorite possessions are her cell phone and her Manolo heels.