April 1st Special! LOVE POTION!

Now for sale for a limited time - one day ONLY! Guaranteed to work as much as you would think a magical, 2-dimensional potion would. Made from the highest quality bits and bytes by our hardworking artists, this potion was brewed with the hair of a Tofu and the beak of an Ya-Wobbly. If you buy this and manage to get your victim to drink the one-and-only, original copy, we promise they will fall beyond madly in love with you. Of course, this is if you could afford the outrageooooooous price. Please be advised, all sales are FINAL. Results may vary. Potion only potent on April 1st, 2010.

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